Comfort Colors cotton
Our tees, long sleeves and hoodies are Comfort Colors. Soft, heavy, and nicer to you than most people.
One-Star Reviews · Five-Star Cotton
Everything Sucks.
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Shirts About It.
One-star reviews of everything you've ever hated, printed on Comfort Colors cotton.
One-Star Reviews We've Printed on Things
Las Vegas
“6/5 Blackjack, Resort Fee Robbery, $30 cocktails. Sucks.”
Mahjong
“$400 for plastic tiles made in China.”
People
“Royally Suck. Would NOT recommend.”
Daylight Savings
“Lost an hour for a farmer who died in 1923.”
Airports
“$8 water, $14 sandwich, hell with a Cinnabon.”
Return to Office
“My wallet and dignity both quit.”
HOAs
“$340/mo to be told my mailbox is the wrong shade of beige.”
Cruise Ships
“Floating norovirus prison with a buffet.”
Cilantro
“Tastes like soap. Ruins guacamole. War crime.”
Group Texts
“47 unread messages. All emojis. Nothing actionable.”
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