THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A ONE-STAR CRASH REPORT FOR THE CLUMSY SUNSHINE GREMLIN THAT DEMOLISHED YOUR LIFE! Blasted with “CLUMSY SUNSHINE GREMLIN! Wrecks your shoes, bounces mad, trashes your couch, fetches nonstop, and shines with LOYAL LOVE!” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed U.S.-grown cotton so soft it almost survives the tail-whip beatings, this golden wrecking ball drops in 13 savage colors but radiates pure havoc in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every human owned by a 90-lb happiness torpedo, custom-printed on demand because your furniture’s already in witness protection! If this shirt doesn’t make strangers duck from phantom flying tennis balls, we’ll body-slam the sun until you’re howling—no questions asked! Wear the wreckage. Worship the sunshine. Rock the One Star like the final boss who lost every shoe but won the lottery in love!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean