THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S THE ONE-STAR HUMAN SHOCK ABSORBER FOR CLUMSY SUNSHINE GREMLIN LAUNCHES! Blasted with “CLUMSY SUNSHINE GREMLIN! Wrecks your shoes, bounces mad, trashes your couch, fetches nonstop, and shines with LOYAL LOVE!” across legendary Comfort Colors thick-ass cotton so cozy your 90-lb wrecking ball will never leave, this hooded battering ram hits in 13 savage colors and every damn one is as blindingly happy as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every human trampoline, custom-printed on demand because your spine’s already in therapy! If this hoodie doesn’t turn every room into a fetch warzone, we’ll suplex the devil into a ball pit until you’re grinning—no questions asked! Hood the havoc. Worship the sunshine. Wear the One Star like the final boss who stays warm and bruised!





Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean