THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY BRUISE PROTECTION FOR VICTIMS OF THE CLUMSY SUNSHINE GREMLIN! Blasted with “CLUMSY SUNSHINE GREMLIN! Wrecks your shoes, bounces mad, trashes your couch, fetches nonstop, and shines with LOYAL LOVE!” across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tough enough to survive 100-mph wag collisions, this long-sleeve crash pad storms in 13 savage colors and every one glows as chaotic as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every walking target, custom-printed on demand because gravity already hates you! If these sleeves don’t make people flinch at the sound of incoming labrador, we’ll cannonball into hell’s ball pit until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Sleeve the love. Survive the bounce. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought padding and zero coordination!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean