THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S AN 18x18 DISASTER RELIEF KIT FOR THE CLUMSY SUNSHINE GREMLIN’S DAILY CRIMES! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty U.S.-printed canvas tough enough to haul shredded toys, half a lake, and your last surviving slipper, this rolling love-bomb turns every outing into a public service announcement that happiness weighs 90 lbs and has elbows! Shove tennis balls, towels, and replacement couch cushions inside while the dual-sided rage mark screams “yes I live in a demolition derby and I’m beaming”! Handles long enough to swing like a distress signal after the latest full-speed hug! If this tote doesn’t make strangers brace for impact, we’ll crash-tackle hell until you’re howling—no questions asked! Load the love. Haul the chaos. Carry the One Star like the final boss whose bag is pre-destroyed!
Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.