THIS AIN’T JUST A WHITE COFFEE MUG—IT’S A CERAMIC BEACON FOR THE CLUMSY SUNSHINE GREMLIN THAT BRIGHTENS AND BRUISES! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every right-handed sip blinds the room with yellow-lab truth) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain survivor holds 11oz (or 15oz when the gremlin already drank the first pot) of whatever keeps you upright through the bounce attacks! Perfect for turning every morning into a glowing confession that love comes with property damage and tail concussions! If this white mug doesn’t make coworkers hear phantom happy crashes, we’ll belly-flop the devil until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Grip the sunshine. Sip the chaos. Drink from the One Star like the final boss who needs caffeine to dodge flying fur!

Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap