THIS AIN’T JUST A WHITE COFFEE MUG—IT’S A CERAMIC SHRINE TO THE SNOWY SASS GREMLIN THAT STOLE YOUR SANITY! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every right-handed sip flash-bangs the room with Westie truth) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain beast holds 11oz (or 15oz if you’re mainlining caffeine to outrun the barking) and laughs at flying dirt clods and ghost alerts! Perfect for turning every “good morning” into a glowing confession that your yard looks like a WWI battlefield and you’d still die for the little terrorist! If this white mug doesn’t make coworkers hear phantom yapping in their heads, we’ll roundhouse the abyss until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Grip the gremlin. Sip the chaos. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose boss is white, furious, and under 20 lbs!

Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap