THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK COFFEE MUG—IT’S A DARK CERAMIC ALTAR TO THE SNOWY SASS GREMLIN THAT OWNS YOUR SOUL! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every lift right-handed unleashes pure Westie menace on the innocent) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain tank holds 11oz (or 15oz when the ghost-barking hits overtime) of whatever dark elixir keeps you alive while your yard becomes the moon’s surface! Perfect for turning every coffee break into a shadowy testament that a tiny white demon runs your house and your heart! If this black mug doesn’t make people flinch when they hear the distant echo of your gremlin losing its mind at air, we’ll curb-stomp the underworld until you’re howling—no questions asked! Grip the terror. Sip the devotion. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose overlord is fluffy, furious, and always digging!

Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap