THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S THE ONE-STAR BATTLE PONCHO FOR VICTIMS OF THE SNOWY SASS GREMLIN! Blasted with “Snowy sass Gremlin! This barky white terror digs up your yard, chews your life, barks at ghosts and steals your soul.” across legendary Comfort Colors thick-ass cotton so cozy it almost makes up for the cratered lawn, this hooded war fortress hits in 13 savage colors and every damn one is equally evil as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every soul currently held hostage by a barking cotton ball with a PhD in chaos, custom-printed on demand because the earth can’t handle more holes! If this hoodie doesn’t make strangers plug their ears when your Westie loses its mind at nothing, we’ll dropkick Satan until you’re grinning—no questions asked! Hood the terror. Worship the gremlin. Wear the One Star like the final boss who stays warm while the yard freezes over!





Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean