THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S WINTER ARMOR FOR PRISONERS OF THE SNOWY SASS GREMLIN! Blasted with “Snowy sass Gremlin! This barky white terror digs up your yard, chews your life, barks at ghosts and steals your soul.” across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton so indestructible it can survive Westie dirt showers and 4 a.m. ghost alerts, this long-sleeve chaos cloak storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as vicious as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every human owned by a 20-lb white tornado, custom-printed on demand because your sanity’s already six feet under the petunias! If these sleeves don’t make people flinch when your gremlin screams at thin air, we’ll uppercut the underworld until you’re howling—no questions asked! Sleeve the sass. Survive the bark. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought extra layers and zero peace!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean