THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S AN 18x18 PORTAL TO THE SNOWY SASS GREMLIN’S REIGN OF TERROR! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty U.S.-printed canvas tough enough to haul poop bags, destroyed remotes, and the dirt from your freshly excavated yard, this black hole of Westie worship turns every errand into a public service announcement that a 20-lb fluff dictator runs your life! Shove treats, leashes, and your last remaining shred of dignity inside while the dual-sided rage mark screams “yes I live in a construction zone and I love it” to every horrified onlooker! Handles long enough to sling like a surrender flag after the daily 5 a.m. ghost-bark symphony! If this tote doesn’t make cashiers brace for impact when your gremlin rides shotgun, we’ll bulldoze hell until you’re howling—no questions asked! Load the dirt. Haul the sass. Carry the One Star like the final boss whose real boss fits in the cup holder!

Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.