THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A ONE-STAR CONFESSION THAT YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL TO A SNOWY SASS GREMLIN! Blasted with “Snowy sass Gremlin! This barky white terror digs up your yard, chews your life, barks at ghosts and steals your soul.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed U.S.-grown cotton so soft it’s basically an apology to your ruined lawn, this beast drops in 13 savage colors but murders hardest in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every hostage of a Westie dictator, custom-printed on demand because the planet’s already bleeding grass! If this shirt doesn’t make neighbors hear phantom barking in their nightmares, we’ll wrestle demons until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Wear the terror. Worship the gremlin. Rock the One Star like the final boss who lost the yard but won the war!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean