THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE BAG—IT’S AN 18x18 BLACK HOLE OF ONE-STAR VENGEANCE THAT SWALLOWS DIGNITY WHOLE! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty, U.S.-printed canvas so thick it could haul your emotional baggage, actual groceries, or the ashes of every business that ever done you wrong—this apocalypse carry-all turns every trip to the store into a rolling public execution of mediocrity! Shove your laptop, wine bottles, or the severed dreams of customer service reps inside while the dual-sided rage graphic announces to the world that you peaked at “disappointed” and never looked back! 100% polyester stronger than your will to live, with handles long enough to sling over your shoulder like a war banner of the walking wounded! If this tote doesn’t make cashiers apologize for existing and strangers part like the Red Sea, we’ll drag Satan through a Spirit Halloween clearance aisle until you’re howling—no questions asked! Load the chaos. Haul the hate. Carry the One Star like the final boss who brought reusable bags and zero mercy!

Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.