THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S AN 18x18 MOBILE FORTRESS FOR THE ROTTIE RAGE ROYAL’S DAILY REIGN OF TERROR AND TAIL WAGS! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty U.S.-printed canvas tough enough to haul 50-lb kibble bags, tug ropes thicker than your arm, and your shredded reputation, this rolling kingdom turns every errand into a royal procession that screams “yes my dog could eat you and yes he just wants pets”! Shove treats, toys, and the remains of your hoodie sleeves inside while the dual-sided rage mark makes strangers smile nervously from three zip codes away! Handles long enough to sling like a war banner after the latest “gentle giant” ambush! If this tote doesn’t make cashiers back up slowly, we’ll protect hell itself until you’re howling—no questions asked! Load the love. Haul the muscle. Carry the One Star like the final boss whose bodyguard has a built-in cuddle button!
Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.