THIS AIN’T JUST A WHITE COFFEE MUG—IT’S A CERAMIC COAT OF ARMS FOR THE ROTTIE RAGE ROYAL THAT GUARDS YOUR HEART AND YOUR LEFTOVERS! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every right-handed sip flashes pure rottweiler royalty) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain beast holds 11oz (or 15oz when the night patrol starts early) of whatever keeps you alive while 120 lbs of velvet muscle stares into your soul! Perfect for turning every morning into a blinding confession that intimidation comes with the softest head tilts on earth! If this white mug doesn’t make coworkers ask “does it bite?” (narrator: no, but the love might), we’ll guard the devil’s coffee until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Grip the crown. Sip the muscle. Drink from the One Star like the final boss who needs caffeine to match the loyalty!
Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap