THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK COFFEE MUG—IT’S A DARK CERAMIC THRONE FOR THE ROTTIE RAGE ROYAL THAT OWNS THE NIGHT AND YOUR LAP! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every lift unleashes midnight rottweiler menace) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain tank holds 11oz (or 15oz when the cuddle ambush hits) of whatever dark brew fuels survival under constant velvet-jawed protection! Perfect for turning every coffee break into a shadowy testament that real guardians drool, snore, and melt at the word “belly”! If this black mug doesn’t make people instinctively speak softer, we’ll head-butt hell’s door until you’re howling—no questions asked! Grip the power. Sip the love. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose overlord is black, tan, and 100% heart-melting muscle!
Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap