THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-CONTACT ARMOR FOR THE HUMAN OWNED BY A ROTTIE RAGE ROYAL! Blasted with “ROTTIE RAGE ROYAL! This velvet-jawed Viking protects your castle, head-butts love notes, devours threats (and dinner), and melts for belly rubs!” across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tough enough to survive 120-lb lean-ins and 3 a.m. “I heard a leaf” patrols, this long-sleeve fortress storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as intimidating as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every walking bodyguard pillow, custom-printed on demand because personal space is a myth! If these sleeves don’t make people whisper “don’t pet the dog without asking,” we’ll guard hell’s gates until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Sleeve the muscle. Survive the melt. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought extra padding and zero fear!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean