THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S THE ONE-STAR THRONE ROOM FOR THE ROTTIE RAGE ROYAL’S CUDDLE CONQUEST! Blasted with “ROTTIE RAGE ROYAL! This velvet-jawed Viking protects your castle, head-butts love notes, devours threats (and dinner), and melts for belly rubs!” across legendary Comfort Colors thick-ass cotton so cozy your rottie will claim the entire couch and you’ll thank him, this hooded empire hits in 13 savage colors and every damn one is as regal as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every human lap currently under new management, custom-printed on demand because strangers already apologize when they look at you! If this hoodie doesn’t make kids ask “is that a bear?” we’ll belly-rub the devil until you’re grinning—no questions asked! Hood the royal. Worship the rage. Wear the One Star like the final boss who stays warm under 120 lbs of pure love!
 
 





Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean