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THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A ONE-STAR BATTLE STANDARD FOR THE ROTTIE RAGE ROYAL THAT OWNS YOUR SOUL AND YOUR BLOCK! Blasted with “ROTTIE RAGE ROYAL! This velvet-jawed Viking protects your castle, head-butts love notes, devours threats (and dinner), and melts for belly rubs!” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed U.S.-grown cotton so soft it’s basically a trap for 120 lbs of muscle and mush, this tank drops in 13 savage colors but rules supreme hoeft in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every loyal subject of a block-headed monarch, custom-printed on demand because fear already keeps the mailman away! If this shirt doesn’t make strangers cross the street while your rottie wags the whole back half of his body, we’ll head-butt hell until you’re howling—no questions asked! Wear the crown. Worship the block. Rock the One Star like the final boss who brought teeth and teddy-bear vibes!

Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean

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