THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S THE OFFICIAL “MY WALLET QUIT” LUNCH HAULER FOR EVERYONE STILL PAYING $18 FOR SAD LETTUCE! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty canvas that costs less than one day of parking, this 18x18 mutiny carrier turns every brown-bag walk into a protest march. Shove your real lunch (made at home for $3) while the dual-sided rage makes security sweat. If this tote doesn’t get you waved through the garage for free, we’ll expense hell’s valet—no questions asked! Load the rebellion. Haul the hate. Carry the One Star like the final boss who brought leftovers and contempt!

Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.