THIS AIN’T JUST A WHITE MUG—IT’S THE MORNING MIDDLE FINGER TO EVERY VP WHO THINKS MY CHAIR NEEDS A BUTT IN IT! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every sip broadcasts the resignation) this premium dishwasher-safe porcelain beast holds 11oz or 15oz of whatever keeps you from burning the building down. Perfect for reminding the office that your sanity already clocked out. If this white mug doesn’t make the boss choke on his $18 salad, we’ll caffeinate hell with tears—no questions asked! Grip the quit. Sip the spite. Drink from the One Star like the final boss who works from bed!

Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap