THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S THE ONE-STAR “WALLET & SANITY RESIGNED” BATTLE FLAG FOR REMOTE REFUGEES! Blasted with the full “My wallet and sanity both quit” declaration across legendary Comfort Colors thick-ass cotton cozier than my home office ever was, this hooded revolution hits in 13 savage colors and every damn one is as broke and bitter as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every pajama general who refuses to fund VP power walks. If this hoodie doesn’t make the open-plan floor clear out in terror, we’ll park hell’s company car on the lawn—no questions asked! Hood the hate. Worship the WFH. Wear the One Star like the final boss who stays warm and unemployed by choice!





Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean