THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY “MY SANITY QUIT” ARMOR FOR EVERYONE FORCED TO FUND A VP’S EGO TRIP! Blasted with the entire “$18 sad desk salads just so some VP can feel important…” manifesto across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tougher than dress-code khakis, this long-sleeve uprising storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as done as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every commuter whose soul died in the parking garage. If these sleeves don’t make facilities cry, we’ll toll-bridge hell itself—no questions asked! Sleeve the mutiny. Survive the salad. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought sleeves and zero gas money!
 
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean