THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A FUCKING RESIGNATION LETTER FROM MY WALLET AND MY SANITY! Blasted with “RTO – Gas, tolls, parking, dry-cleaning, and $18 sad desk salads just so some VP can feel important walking past me in my chair. My wallet and sanity both quit.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed cotton softer than my couch ever was, this black war crime drops in 13 savage colors but pure mutiny in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every remote warrior dragged back to fluorescent hell, custom-printed on demand because my resignation email is already drafted. If this shirt doesn’t make the C-suite spontaneously combust, we’ll expense hell’s parking—no questions asked! Wear the rebellion. Burn the commute. Rock the One Star like the final boss who’s staying the fuck home!
 
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean