THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S THE EVIDENCE BAG FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH’S HOSTILE-WORKPLACE LAWSUIT! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty canvas that costs less than one tank of gas, this 18x18 courtroom carrier turns every errand into a deposition. Shove your real lunch and your therapy receipts while the dual-sided rage makes security nervous. If this tote doesn’t get you a corner office settlement, we’ll subpoena hell’s parking—no questions asked! Load the lawsuit. Haul the hate. Carry the One Star like the final boss who brought leftovers and litigation!

Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.