THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK MUG—IT’S THE DARK CERAMIC SUBPOENA TO EVERY RETURN-TO-OFFICE CLOWN WHO BROKE MY BRAIN! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every lift files another claim) this premium dishwasher-safe porcelain tank holds 11oz or 15oz of whatever black brew matches your post-RTO soul. Perfect for staring down the VP while your mental health testifies. If this black mug doesn’t trigger an emergency all-hands, we’ll brew hell’s coffee with therapy bills—no questions asked! Grip the rage. Sip the lawsuit. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose office is now a witness stand!

Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap