THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S MY MENTAL HEALTH’S OFFICIAL HOSTILE-WORKPLACE LAWSUIT! Blasted with “RETURN to OFFICE – Traffic, dress codes, small talk, and the same work I crushed from my couch in half the time. My mental health just filed a hostile-workplace complaint.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed cotton softer than my WFH hoodie ever was, this black mutiny bomb drops in 13 savage colors but pure rebellion in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every remote legend dragged back to fluorescent hell, custom-printed on demand because my therapist just sent corporate the invoice. If this shirt doesn’t make HR sweat through their Patagonia vest, we’ll subpoena hell’s commute—no questions asked! Wear the lawsuit. Burn the khakis. Rock the One Star like the final boss who’s still in pajamas!
 
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean