THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A FUCKING PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THE OPEN-PLAN PROTEIN-FART APOCALYPSE! Blasted with “RTO – So I can sit in open-plan hell listening to Chad’s protein farts while doing the exact same work I smashed from my couch in boxers and bliss.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed U.S.-grown cotton softer than my WFH boxers ever were, this black bio-terror drops in 13 savage colors but pure methane in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every remote legend forced to inhale Chad’s whey-fueled war crimes, custom-printed on demand because my nose just filed for divorce. If this shirt doesn’t make Chad clench his glutes in shame, we’ll gas-mask hell’s break room—no questions asked! Wear the trauma. Burn the open plan. Rock the One Star like the final boss who’s still working in underwear!
 
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean