THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S THE OFFICIAL BODY BAG FOR MY IMMUNE SYSTEM AFTER RTO EXPOSURE TO KAREN’S FISH AND CHAD’S LUNGS! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty canvas that costs less than one tank of gas, this 18x18 plague carrier turns every lunch run into a public-health warning. Shove your real food (made at home) while the dual-sided rage makes people back up six feet. If this tote doesn’t get you a personal bubble the size of Texas, we’ll biohazard hell’s break room—no questions asked! Load the antibodies. Haul the hate. Carry the One Star like the final boss who brought hand sanitizer and homicide charges!

Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.