THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK MUG—IT’S THE DARK CERAMIC OBITUARY FOR MY LUNGS AFTER RTO TURNED THE OFFICE INTO A SUPER-SPREADER SEAFOOD FEST! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every lift unleashes midnight misery) this premium dishwasher-safe porcelain tank holds 11oz or 15oz of whatever black brew matches your post-RTO soul. Perfect for staring down Chad while he coughs up a lung. If this black mug doesn’t trigger an immediate evacuation, we’ll brew hell’s coffee with fish oil—no questions asked! Grip the rage. Sip the contagion. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose brew is bitter and biologically hazardous!

Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap