THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY HAZMAT FOR EVERYONE FORCED TO BREATHE CHAD’S COVID AND KAREN’S TILAPIA APOCALYPSE! Blasted with the entire “RTO = RETURN TO MISERY” felony across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tougher than Chad’s unwashed immune system, this long-sleeve war zone storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as toxic as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every soul who paid $20 in gas to die slowly at their desk. If these sleeves don’t make the whole floor spontaneously combust, we’ll cough hell into quarantine—no questions asked! Sleeve the suffering. Survive the stench. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought Lysol and a lawyer!
 
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean