THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A FUCKING CRIME-SCENE TAPE FOR THE RETURN TO MISERY MASSACRE! Blasted with “RTO = RETURN TO MISERY. Congrats, I just paid $20 in gas so I can use a $2,000 monitor while Karen microwaves fish and Chad coughs Covid on the entire floor.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed cotton that smells better than the entire open-plan floor ever will, this black biohazard drops in 13 savage colors but pure plague in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every remote survivor dragged back into the petri dish, custom-printed on demand because my immune system just quit. If this shirt doesn’t make Karen choke on her own tilapia, we’ll nuke hell’s microwave—no questions asked! Wear the misery. Burn the fish. Rock the One Star like the final boss who brought a gas mask and a resignation letter!
 
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean