THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S THE PORTABLE DECODER RING FOR CORP GASLIGHTING’S “SERENDIPITOUS” SUFFERING FETISH! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty canvas that’s seen less manipulation than an HR memo, this 18x18 truth hauler turns every commute into a public unmasking. Shove your real lunch and your resignation while the dual-sided rage makes voyeur VPs choke on their kale smoothies. If this tote doesn’t get you banned from the building, we’ll hallway hell with hidden cameras—no questions asked! Load the exposé. Haul the hate. Carry the One Star like the final boss who brought evidence and contempt

Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.