THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S THE ONE-STAR CLOAK OF TRUTH FOR EVERYONE EXPOSING CORP GASLIGHTING’S SADISTIC “TEAM ENERGY” WET DREAM! Blasted with the full “we miss watching you suffer in real time” takedown across legendary Comfort Colors thick-ass cotton cozier than the lie about “culture,” this hooded revolution hits in 13 savage colors and every damn one is as savage as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every remote renegade who refuses to be their live-action misery porn. If this hoodie doesn’t make the entire floor ghost the gaslighters, we’ll serendipitously bump hell into therapy—no questions asked! Hood the hate. Worship the wake-up. Wear the One Star like the final boss who stays warm wrapped in pure, unfiltered corporate call-out!





Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean