THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY TIN-FOIL ARMOR AGAINST CORP GASLIGHTING VOYEURS AND THEIR “HALLWAY SERENDIPITY” BULLSHIT! Blasted with the entire “Translation: we don’t trust you and we miss watching you suffer” manifesto across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tougher than their fragile trust issues, this long-sleeve exposé storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as woke as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every WFH warrior who’s onto their creepy suffering fetish. If these sleeves don’t make managers hide in their glass offices, we’ll hallway-stalk hell itself—no questions asked! Sleeve the scam. Survive the spin. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought receipts and a restraining order!
 
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean