THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S THE OFFICIAL “I’M NOT COMING BACK” LUNCH HAULER FOR THE GREAT RESIGNATION 2.0! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty canvas that costs less than one day of parking, this 18x18 mutiny carrier turns every grocery run into a public fuck-you to RTO. Shove your real lunch and your resignation letter while the dual-sided rage clears security lines. If this tote doesn’t get you banned from the building, we’ll expense hell’s valet—no questions asked! Load the rebellion. Haul the hate. Carry the One Star like the final boss who brought leftovers and contempt!

Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.