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THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK MUG—IT’S THE DARK CERAMIC MIDDLE FINGER TO EVERY RETURN-TO-OFFICE EMAIL EVER SENT! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every lift unleashes midnight mutiny) this premium dishwasher-safe porcelain tank holds 11oz or 15oz of whatever black brew matches your soul now. Perfect for staring down the VP while you “quiet quit” in plain sight. If this black mug doesn’t kill all hallway chit-chat, we’ll brew hell’s coffee with parking receipts—no questions asked! Grip the truth. Sip the rebellion. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose office is now permanently the kitchen table!


Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

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$14.77Price
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