THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S THE ONE-STAR BATTLE FLAG FOR EVERYONE WHO’D RATHER QUIT THAN RETURN TO OFFICE! Blasted with “RETURN to OFFICE – Fucking Sucks! Would NOT Recommend.” across legendary Comfort Colors thick-ass cotton cozier than the lie that “we’re better together,” this hooded fortress hits in 13 savage colors and every damn one is as bitter as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every WFH warrior staying warm while corporate burns. If this hoodie doesn’t make HR spontaneously combust, we’ll park hell’s company car on the lawn—no questions asked! Hood the hate. Worship the Wi-Fi. Wear the One Star like the final boss who stays cozy and permanently remote!





Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean