THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY “FUCK YOUR COMMUTE” ARMOR FOR REMOTE WORKERS UNDER SIEGE! Blasted with “RETURN to OFFICE – Fucking Sucks! Would NOT Recommend.” across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tougher than dress-code khakis, this long-sleeve uprising storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as done as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every soul whose mental health just filed a cease-and-desist. If these sleeves don’t make the open office clear out in terror, we’ll toll-bridge hell itself—no questions asked! Sleeve the mutiny. Survive the fluorescent lights. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought sleeves and zero gas money!
 
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean