THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S THE OFFICIAL UNIFORM OF THE GREAT RETURN-TO-OFFICE RESISTANCE! Blasted with “RETURN to OFFICE – Fucking Sucks! Would NOT Recommend.” in massive white screaming letters across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed cotton softer than my WFH sweatpants, this black revolution drops in 13 savage colors but peak mutiny in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every pajama general who refuses to commute to hell, custom-printed on demand because my resignation is already in the draft folder. If this shirt doesn’t make your boss choke on his $18 salad, we’ll expense Satan’s parking—no questions asked! Wear the rebellion. Burn the badge. Rock the One Star like the final boss who never left the couch!
 
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean