THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S THE OFFICIAL UNIFORM OF THE ONE-STAR ARMY! Hammered with our screaming Rated One Star logo dead-center on legendary Comfort Colors blanks—those pigment-dyed, U.S.-grown cotton beasts so stupidly soft and heavy they feel like they bench-press disappointment for breakfast—this monster drops in 13 savage shades but hits hardest in kick-ass black! No apologies, no therapy, just a giant middle finger to everything that ever earned zero stars and a lifetime ban! Sizes S-4XL for every soldier ready to torch the timeline, custom-printed on demand because even Mother Earth knows we’re already in too deep! If this logo doesn’t make people whisper “what the hell happened to them” the second you walk in, we’ll kick down the gates of hell to make it right—no questions asked! Rock the mark. Spread the plague. Wear the One Star like the final boss of disappointment you were born to be!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean