THIS AIN’T JUST A COFFEE MUG—IT’S A 12-OUNCE CERAMIC WAR CRIME AGAINST MORNINGS! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side—dead opposite the handle so when you lift it right-handed the entire room gets flash-banged with pure rage—this premium dishwasher-safe, U.S.-printed porcelain beast is tough enough to survive being yeeted at your least-favorite human and still come back for round two! Perfect for turning every innocent “how’s your day” into an unsolicited TED Talk about everything that’s ever betrayed you! Holds a brutal 11oz (or 15oz if you upgraded to the “I hate everything extra” size) of whatever jet fuel keeps your spite tank topped off! If this mug doesn’t make the break room collectively nope out the second you sip, we’ll smash through hell’s customer service line until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Grip the chaos. Sip the spite. Drink from the One Star like the final boss who weaponized breakfast!

Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap