THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S THE ONE-STAR WAR FLAG FOR WHEN THE WORLD DESERVES THE SMOKE! Slapped with our screaming Rated One Star logo across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight, pigment-dyed, U.S.-grown cotton so stupidly thick and cozy it could survive a nuclear winter of bad decisions—this hooded apocalypse beast storms in 10 savage colors and every single one is equally bad-ass as the kick-ass black! Pull it on when you’re done pretending to have your life together and ready to let strangers know the void won a long time ago! Sizes S-3XL for every general in the army of the eternally pissed-off, custom-printed on demand because we’re not adding more trash to this dumpster fire planet! If this hoodie doesn’t make people apologize for existing in your peripheral vision, we’ll suplex the grim reaper until you’re grinning—no questions asked! Rock the mark. Hood the hate. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought blankets and body bags!

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean