THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S AN 18x18 LUXURY CARRIER FOR POODLE PUFF PANDEMONIUM’S ENDLESS DEMANDS! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty U.S.-printed canvas fancy enough to hold bow ties, organic treats, and your shattered ego, this rolling runway turns every errand into Paris Fashion Week for dogs! Shove brushes, outfits, and emergency lint rollers inside while the dual-sided rage mark screams “yes I spent my rent money on dog couture and I’m proud”! Handles long enough to sling like a designer purse after the latest “I’m not spoiled” performance! If this tote doesn’t make cashiers curtsy, we’ll prance through hell until you’re howling—no questions asked! Load the glamour. Haul the judgment. Carry the One Star like the final boss whose bag costs more than your rent!
Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.