THIS AIN’T JUST A WHITE COFFEE MUG—IT’S A PORCELAIN PEDESTAL FOR THE POODLE PUFF PANDEMONIUM THAT RUNS YOUR LIFE! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every right-handed sip serves pure curly superiority) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain masterpiece holds 11oz (or 15oz when the groomer’s running late) of whatever fancy brew matches your dog’s palate! Perfect for turning every morning into a blinding confession that intelligence comes in hypoallergenic curls! If this white mug doesn’t make coworkers feel basic, we’ll out-stare the devil until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Grip the glamour. Sip the spite. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose barista fears the dog more than you!
 
Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap