THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK COFFEE MUG—IT’S A DARK CERAMIC THRONE FOR THE POODLE PUFF PANDEMONIUM THAT JUDGES YOUR SOUL! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every lift unleashes midnight poodle menace) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain tank holds 11oz (or 15oz when the prance hits overtime) of whatever dark roast fuels survival under constant curly scrutiny! Perfect for turning every coffee break into a shadowy testament that class comes in Standard, Mini, and Toy sizes! If this black mug doesn’t make people straighten their posture, we’ll groom hell itself until you’re howling—no questions asked! Grip the superiority. Sip the sass. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose overlord is curly, classy, and always one step ahead!
Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap