THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S ROYAL DRAPERY FOR THE HUMAN OWNED BY POODLE PUFF PANDEMONIUM! Blasted with “POODLE PUFF PANDEMONIUM! This curly con artist prances through your life, outsmarts vacuums, demands spa days, and loves with zero-shed spite!” across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton fancy enough to match your dog’s $300 haircut, this long-sleeve throne storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as extra as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every peasant hiding lint-roller shame, custom-printed on demand because your couch still looks perfect (and you hate it)! If these sleeves don’t make people whisper “that dog is definitely smarter than them,” we’ll outsmart hell’s IQ test until you’re howling—no questions asked! Sleeve the superiority. Survive the prance. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought couture and contempt!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean