THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S THE ONE-STAR PORTABLE SALON FOR POODLE PUFF PANDEMONIUM ROYALTY! Blasted with “POODLE PUFF PANDEMONIUM! This curly con artist prances through your life, outsmarts vacuums, demands spa days, and loves with zero-shed spite!” across legendary Comfort Colors thick-ass cotton so plush your poodle will claim it as new throne, this hooded monarchy hits in 13 savage colors and every damn one is as bougie as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every human butler currently scheduling the next groomer meltdown, custom-printed on demand because basic fabrics offend the bloodline! If this hoodie doesn’t make strangers apologize for breathing near you, we’ll judge the devil’s haircut until you’re grinning—no questions asked! Hood the haute couture. Worship the puff. Wear the One Star like the final boss who stays warm and superior!





Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean