THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A ONE-STAR CROWN FOR THE POODLE PUFF PANDEMONIUM THAT OUTCLASSED YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE! Blasted with “POODLE PUFF PANDEMONIUM! This curly con artist prances through your life, outsmarts vacuums, demands spa days, and loves with zero-shed spite!” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed U.S.-grown cotton so soft it’s basically an insult to your peasant wardrobe, this prissy tornado drops in 13 savage colors but slays hardest in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every servant of a walking cloud with a PhD in judgment, custom-printed on demand because shedding is for basic breeds! If this shirt doesn’t make strangers feel underdressed in their own skin, we’ll side-eye Satan until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Wear the pomp. Worship the puff. Rock the One Star like the final boss who gets groomed bi-weekly!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean