THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A ONE-STAR SURRENDER FLAG TO THE YIPPY FLUFF TYRANT THAT OWNS YOUR EXISTENCE! Blasted with “YIPPY FLUFF TYRANT! This clingy boss shrieks your ears off, dominates your house & hogs your lap! All hail FLUFFZAR!” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed U.S.-grown cotton so soft it’s basically a lap for your 6-lb dictator, this monster drops in 13 savage colors but rules absolute in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every peasant bowing to Fluffzar, custom-printed on demand because your eardrums already committed suicide! If this shirt doesn’t make strangers hear phantom yapping at 3 a.m., we’ll screech at Satan until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Wear the tyranny. Worship the fluff. Rock the One Star like the final boss who lost the couch war!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean